My Heart Is Power

Research done at Ehime University has demonstrated that I am significantly less likely to get a heart attack than someone who sleeps on their back. People like me, who sleep on their stomach, have considerably lower blood pressure while they sleep, and this in turn reduces the chances of getting a heart attack.

This means I may live to a ripe old age. Those of you unsettled by this should take comfort in the fact that I live in Japan where there are lots of earthquakes. And if that isn’t enough, I’m sure you could always hire ninjas to smother me while I sleep.

viaFact and Photos

Friday, March 2nd, 2007 Japan, Japanese News Trackback URL for this entry